davebrussel: 2011

Jennifer Lopez Needs To Double Up Her Spanx

Eesh, my comments about Jennifer Lopez looking better now that she’s dropped the weird looking latino may have been a little premature. Here she is on the set of her new music video having herself a wardrobe malfunction, and not the good kind of wardrobe malfunction, the kind that makes you wish you’ve never seen this crap. Like the time I saw an old asian dude with his testicles hanging out of his bathing suit… You can’t un-see that. Anyhow, it looks like Jennifer might want to double up on the spanx next time. Not attractive.

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Photos: Fame

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Jennifer Lopez In Her Sweet Business Shorts

It may just be me, but I think that Jennifer Lopez has really gotten hotter since dropping that weird looking husband of hers. I like it. Here she is in some sweet business short shorts giving us a good look at those long golden delicious legs of hers while on the set of her new music video. Wait, she’s still making videos? She’s hot and all, but I’m not sure she should be dancing around in music videos at her age, she’s no Halle Berry. She should hanging out at home making sweet love via Skype to yours truly. I’ll bring the lotion.

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Jennifer Lopez Slips A Nipple In Germany

I’m not sure if any of you are up to date with your German TV shows, but Jennifer lopez’s nipple made an appearance on something called Wetten Dass? over the weekend. Dammit! If I had known I would have Tivoed it. Anyhow, being the good guy that I am, I thought I’d share the moment with all of you. You’re welcome. Does her nipple have a movie coming out it’s trying to promote? I’d go see that, it’s got to be a better actress than Jennifer is. Although that’s not very difficult.

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Jennifer Lopez And Her Tasty Tanned Legs

I thought that after yesterday’s shots of Jennifer Lopez’s big old booty I would throw you guys a curve ball and post a few shots of the old bird’s sexy legs. She’s latina after all so I assumed that by this time of year they’re going to be a perfect shade of tan and looking awesome in a short little skirt. I assumed correctly. Those things are an absolutely perfect shade of hotness and would look really good wrapped around my auburn mustache. Call me.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Big Booty Hits The Town

Here’s the original big bootied hottie Jennifer Lopez out on the town in London the other day showing off that junk in the trunk that made her famous and opened the door for so many young big assed cuties to follow in her footsteps. I remember the days when having a big old booty was practically unacceptable, only seen in rap videos and IHOPs. We’ve come a long way. Anyhow, it’s nice to see that Jennifer has finally given up trying to hide the big thing and has embraced it. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez Accentuates Her Assets

It seems to me that Jennifer Lopez must be kind of pissed that Kim Kardashian has come along and stolen her big ass thunder, because here she is at her album launch party at the Hard Rock Cafe in a weird pair of pants that makes her junk in the trunk even bigger. People still say “Junk in the Trunk” right? Anyhow, it’s funny how she’s spent the better part of her career trying to deny both to herself and to us that she’s got a big booty until large posteriors become the in thing and she jumps that big thing up on the bandwagon.

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Jennifer Lopez Dead Sexy At The Grammys

Here’s Jennifer Lopez looking sexy on the red carpet at last night’s Grammy awards. I actually think she was one of the best looking hotties at the show, it could have been because most of the time she was standing next to her husband who looks like he’s been deceased for about three years, but she still looked good. The fact that a forty something year old chick was the best looking woman at the Grammys makes me think we need to get some new young talent out there. Come on girls, show us your stuff.

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Jennifer Lopez Sweet Booty Shot

Jennifer Lopez seems to be all over the place now that’s she’s a judge on that ‘American Idol‘ garbage, here she is in New York giving us a nice profile shot of her booty in an incredibly tight dress. Remember when J-Lo’s booty was considered huge? And then Kim Kardashian’s fat ass came along and literally eclipsed it and half the eastern seaboard. I like a decent size ass so I don’t care, I’d like to see a Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez booty off on pay-per-view. Quality television.

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Jennifer Lopez Keeps It Clean Shaven

Apparently Jennifer Lopez has just been named the first spokeswoman or ambassador or some crap like that for a new lady razor from Gillette. What an honor, her creepy looking husband must be so proud of her. Here she is at some lame event to push the product. I wonder if as part of the deal she’s got to be completely clean shaven at all time? I guess there are worse things. Let’s have a look.

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Jennifer Lopez Has Still Got It

When I say that Jennifer Lopez has still got it, I hope you understand that I’m talking about her fat ass and sweet boobs and not anything that has to do with acting or singing or dancing or anything like that. So we’re all on the same page? Good because here she is taking her talents to the Boys & Girls Club of America the other day. Is it really appropriate to expose children to curves like this at such a young age? Now those poor skinny girls are going to have a hard time in high school. Don’t worry, it gets better once you marry a rich old dude.